Write a Letter You Cannot Send

[peachie.]

Dear Mr. Heartbreaker,

You broke my heart that night. I gathered up my guts and asked you to dance. You said no then danced with 3 other frickin girls in our class!!! You tore me apart. I have no idea why I liked you. Why i tryed to impress you, You are a jerk. And you know what i found out?!?! that you made a bet over us girls! what are we candy to you?!?!?!?! At least my best friend Derek was there to help. He stood up for me. He likes me, for who i am, not because we are girls and you can hold our butts while slow dancing! He will forever be my friend, and you, you will be the j****** forever.

From,
The heartbroken victim.

[Nobodeh]

Dear Cookie Monster (Long Story)

Ever sicne I sat next to you, I knew we'd be the perfect pair. I'd sit down and you'd tell me all crap you've been to, and I'd listen. You'd tell me about your stupid girlfriends who you don't even love. You'd tell me about this perfect girl who you'd want to meet soemtime. A girl who plays soccer and doesn't care HOW she looks like. A person who is caring and kind, but also outgoing. You described me, and you know it. So why won't you love me? You told me I was the only girl you'd miss. You're the one and only boy I'd never forget. And now you're moving. I'll miss you, even though you're breaking my heart.

I love you...

[fallingslowly]

Dear L.D.
Alright, let me just start by saying that we've been friends for quite a few years, but i am so much happier without you. The first time we met, you sat across from me in health and glared at me. Like, for real, evil eye glare. Your hair was-and still is- atrocious. Not to mention your makeup. You have no idea how to talk normally to anyone. You would punch me whenever you got the chance. wth?! I remember thinking, "I'll just ride this out for now, health will be over soon and i'll never have to see her again." Unfortunately you became friends with my other friends, and now i'm stuck with you. ugh. you are the scariest, most religious person i've ever seen and you just keep shoving God down _______'s throat. She doesn't want you to, and has told you, but you won't stop. I can't ever carry a normal conversation with you, and you complicate everything and make it worse. Just leave me and my friends ALONE!
-fallingslowly

((note: this is an extreme rant letter))

[All Might]

Dear, ___________

Bless my soul, I will never understand it. Why did I ever like you, your an effern jerk, your rude, mean and quite selfish. So few people would even call you dealable to be around.

Dear, ____________
No, my life does not depend on what YOU do. I'm my own person, get it through that thick head of yours. And, stop trying to one up EVERYONE. It's cruel, some people rarely find somehting they are good at, and than you just got to do it better. And you know what, stop jacking my ideas, yeah I'm a furry, and I roleplay and try to gather up 'packs' in school. Tell me why do you have to do it too. And, you know nothing about it, stop saying your the 'alpha' of the group, your not, your as clueless as a toddler!

This helps alot..I'll eb here oftren...

[blue_dun]

Dear Mrs. Local Dance Teacher Whose Recital I Helped At This Weekend:

I'm sorry about the earlier rant letter. Really, really sorry. You aren't really as mean as you seem, thank you for taking me home after cleanup today, and the talk about how weird, disrespectful, lazy, and media-run our generation is today. I love you really and Think that you're the awesomest dance teacher in the world. It isn't your fault, those s**tty costumes. Keep up your work, pay off the house, and then kove on to newer and greater things. <3
Your loyal friend,
Blue

Dear JG,
Everything a girl needs resides within your heart.
And for that reason, I love you.
If I could relive today, I'd kiss you when I'd have the chance.
lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of love,
Blue

[Aniki]

Dear _________,

You are and always will be my love. Please if for some crazy universe thingy you see this then contact me. It’s been 3 months, 1 week, and 2 days since your mother pulled you out of our school. It’s been 3 months, 1 week, and 2 days since we found out “THAT” news. I still think you should name your baby girl Isabella and if you do have a boy (eh, it could happen) please name it Skyler. After our old skit… I miss you so much love…. You know my number…call me….?

Love forever,

Aniki

[Squid-a-roni]

Dear A.J

I have had a cruhs on you since i met you i never thoguth you would move and i slipped this inot yourbakcpakc to tell you that i love you and will never forget you no matter how many years go by for you helped me through hte bad times ands lent me your sweater when it was codl and mine went missing i will reallly miss you and if i never see you again try to remebr me.

Sicnerly your secret admirer ,Kaitlin

[Kiliann]

Dear _____,

Would you quit acting so buddy-buddy with me? Your type could never be my friend! You are too annoying and weird. Just because I'm a generally nice person does not mean that you are going to be my BFF forever and ever!
In fact, I don't even like you. I'm just polite to you. I don't get what you see in me.
~Night

Dear ________,

Please stop asking me to come over to your house. You are annoying. I don't even want to be your friend, I just don't have the heart to tell you. You cause me hours of aggravation. I don't care if you have the same phone as me. I don't care if your rent is super-expensive. Please go away and stop pestering me!!!!!
~Night

[MC mango]

Dear _____,
I'm toning this down because if I said what I really wanted to say...
I'd be banned. Well, here, let me start off by saying you are by far the biggest jerk I've ever met.
You always get your way, by force. No matter what, everything is given to you.
When there's that one time, one slim chance you don't get your way, you get angry.
And take it out on other people. Like me.
I don't see how you have any friends at all. Your turning them into you.
God, that's JUST what we need. I'm getting enough trouble from you, now them?
I remember when you were so nice, and sweet. When we were friends.
But that was a long time ago. A very long time.
Why do you do this? I don't like to get into fights with you.
Or your group of idiotic friends.
I'm scared to tell anyone, because I know you'll find out.
And the name callings, the beatings, the threats, I know they'll only get worse.
And because you hate me, you take it out on my friends, too.
Please, just don't mess with them. I don't want them hurt, I don't want anyone hurt.
Just stop, ok? I want to see that nice person I knew long ago.
The one that got along with everyone. The one that loved to give help to who ever needed it.

Sincerely,
Cameron

[Natya]

Dear __________
I have a feeling you will care for her even when I'm not there, thank you.