what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[DizzyGlitchez]

Go into their PMs, and bully them into accepting the trade. Works every time!

How do I get a custom pet?

[salmonwine]

inspect element, then replace a pet's image with the custom pet you want. Simply do this every time you open Chicken Smoothie. Make your trade partners do this. Deny all contrary statements.


How do I get more C$?

[Piera]

By deleting rare+ pets

What's a list pet and how do I get one?

[arcadia.]

you write a list of all your dreamies on a bit of paper then stick it under your pillow.
in the morning, you might have one of those pets!


speaking of, what is a dreamie?

[cas:3]

pets that often appear in people’s dreams when they sleep! duh!


how many accounts am i allowed to have?

[Luna Lux]

As many as you want! Make sure to create extras just before December 18th!

What does NFT mean?

[Luppy]

Never come back. ·ᵛ‸·

Where do I find the button called Home?

[meowwwie]

you find a button that says log out then thwt one takes you home!

how do i add pets to my wishlist?

[Captain. A. Stark.]

you lure them onto your wishlist with treats and snacks

how do i edit my signature?

[CryptidHunter_425]

You take the souls of the Moderators and whisper into their ears exactly what you would like your signature to say and then place the souls back into the bodies

How do I name a pet?