What NOT To Say To a Newbie

[Jezi]

Because it's their job to make you hate them

Why do I have to adopt more than 1 of each pet?

[arcticwolf]

Because they don't want to be lonely!
How do I become a moderator?

[Scotty]

By going round the streets screaming at people who are doing wrong. Tess will hear you from her holiday in China, if your loud enough, and sign you up!

How to I get CS dollars?

[Fox Girl]

You color in an Oekaki.

Where do I adopt the pets?

[Scotty]

In the Members Area, for every person, there is a pet!

Can I make an announcement in the Announcement thread?

[Fox Girl]

Yes, as long as you have a pet in your pets without a group.

How do I send a PM?

[East]

A PM? You mean peculiar marriage? Oh, that's easy. Just get two suspicious people, give them two rings, and stick them in a box. Then send the box to whoever you wanna send it to.

How do I change my name?

[rain;]

you look at some peoples names and then click on the one you want and it will be yours

how do I trade my pets?

[Solar Flare]

beg for another pet and give them your ugliest pet

Who is the drawer of the horses and ponies?

[apache~]

michael angelo

how do i get the dogs?