confess your food crimes v.1

[vinyl]

i won't call it a crime, but the idea of warm pickles does not appeal to me

when i was a kid, i used to eat butter sandwiches. just plain salted butter on untoasted sourdough slices

[sleepy-slushie]

i used to dunk my cookies in straight up water bc i hated milk sm, but liked a soggy n soft cookie. and i tired it again recently and....i think it's still good and it's so nostalgic to me

[Pucketup]

An absolute crime, sending someone to lock you up. Milk is a supreme drink

My crime is taking a bag of hot Cheeto fries (specifically the fries), smashing them up, sprinkling them on one of those store bought flour tortillas, rolling it up like a burrito, and dipping it in milk

[gravy]

It sounded alright up until the dipped in milk part

I just found out cheese and grapes are good together?

[Bellapuff]

Fruits and cheese are usually good though grapes is a new one. Not a crime though.

I like to dip cookies into hot coffee instead of milk, but it has to be black coffee. I'm more of a tea drinker but cookies in tea was not a good idea. (I do it with sugar cookies and chocolate chip cookies and my mother thinks I'm weird for it) (I think maybe a shortbread cookie would go good with an unflavored black tea but I haven't gotten to try it)

[gravy]

This sounds pretty good to be honest!


When I was younger I used to put extra water or milk into my oatmeal to make it watery. I liked it that way for some reason 💀 I also put maple syrup in my oatmeal

[Pucketup]

Not too bad, maple syrup in underrated

Chicken tenders dipped in a milkshake (preferably vanilla)

[kurashiki]

I've heard worse. Can't test this for myself because I can't eat either.

I don't think this is a crime but both of my roommates find it weird/gross that I hate most mac 'n' cheese without ketchup.

[Omiyage]

Mm, sort of a crime but also not. Maybe you just prefer tomato and cheese, like a lasagna type taste.
Plus I've tried all kinds of Mac and cheese combos and most ketchups are pretty good.
No punishment!

Hmm, is this a crime?
I enjoy eating dry plain cereal (the kinds without sugar) with walnuts.

[polysaccharide]

not a crime, i like plain cereal with mix-ins because it's like enrichment and finding treasures when you get something different

i add peanut butter to my instant ramen