what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[gender_eater]

yes! you have to feed your pets every day! if you don't they'll steal your money to buy food for themselves!

what's a "non"?

[dibabeebees]

Non-important!


What is c$ worth?

[sxtxrn]

nothing! give it all to me

how do i find the pound?

[50blessingzz!]

you have to answer the three riddles hidden in the code of the site

what's the archive?

[ARACHNOPHOBI4]

Nothing important, just a cool display ig

What’s an omgsr??

[TrashCanCat]

An extremely common pet

Is a Sunback for a rat fair?

[riverotter]

no, the rat is too over. tell the person with the sunback to add more pets

what's a "list" pet?

[nico yazawa]

a pet on someone's personal list of pets you should never offer them

what's a good way to get lots of chicken dollars?

[DizzyGlitchez]

Take some dollar bills and scribble chickens on them... Oh wait, you were talking about Chicken Smoothie?
Why does everyone keep talking about December 18th?

[ARACHNOPHOBI4]

It was the day of a great tragedy, don’t participate, it’s a sign of bad luck

Why does my dog have a balloon?