The Illiterate's RP

[Mz. Hyde]

[quote="biokid"]
Keran smiled. "I felt angry yesterday." he said, he turned to Tabitha. "She's angry today." he said, holding out a hand to shake. "I'm Keran."

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Mystic grabbed Kerans hand and shook it crazily.. " Where did the chocolate go ? " she screamed, slapping Keran
across the face. " Where ?? " she screamed and they ran in circles together " Where ? "

[Caesol]

Lapis growled, obviously not thrilled with how this girl didn't fear her. She let out a huff and walked inside the house, saying in a loud obnoxious voice, "Oh? Can I come in? Oh no? Well too bad. I'm inside already. So ha." She sniffed at the various dresses in the dismal hut and snorted, angling her head to the side and smearing lip-stick on all the dresses for revenge. "Oh.. I see you have multiple pictures of this blonde man." She smirked and then promptly threw them into the ocean with a laugh. Lapis somehow replaced the pictures despite having wolfy paws, replacing the pictures with photos of an unusually obese squirrel named Rueben.

[amithethird]

"OK. As long as you do everything I say and don't try to take over the world behind my back. Now help me move my death ray onto the top of the volcano where it will destroy MAry/Gary-Sue Ville!" Dr. Heinz said. He cackled evily.

[Tesalong]

-One liner island-

"Boring, do something fun." Laurie said.

-G-mod island-

Tabitha shook his hand, careful not to squeese to hard and hurt him. "I'm Tabitha, I'm immortal and have super speed and strength." She said, giving a small smile before turning to Mystic. "Who are you?" She asked, completely unshy knowing that they couldn't hurt her at all. It might hurt but it wouldn't cause any damage other than that.

-mary/gary sue island-

Eric smiled and flashed his chest at a crowd of girls, smiling as they all fainted in love. He pushed his shirt back down and whistled, the sound making the birds faint too. Was there nothing that Eric couldn't do? Yes, he couldn't not be perfect.

Naomi sang loudly, watching as the birds fell from the trees at the beautiful noise. "Hmm... I'm sure that they'll be alright." She said with a smile crossing her face and moved on, ignoring the looks of love that she was getting from all of the guys around her.

[moomoomilk]

Tummy rumbles, "Can bob have yum yum?"

||OH yum a banana granola bar ||

[Mz. Hyde]

Mystic said " I'm Mystic, and I'm gonna punch you "
Tabitha was relaxed, Mystic couldn't hurt her..

[Seahorseshoe]

"Right here." Keran said, pulling out some M&M's from his pocket. "I made sure it won't melt." he said, handing it to her.

"I didn't think of doing it until you said so." Mr. Skull Man said, pushing the death ray.

"I have the power to change molecules." Keran said. That's how I turned myself into a monkey. I can even create stuff out of thin air and reduce the air resistance around me so I can run super fast."

Phil gave bob the granola bar.

(Mystic, you can't control how other people feel, even on G-mod island, sorry. That's more of the Power play desert thing.)

[Octember]

Melody flashed a smile. "Well, now that it's a cupcake!" She smiled again, noticing his huge muscles. She patted Fluffy and picked up the cupcake and ate it. "Would you like one?" she asked, flashing another smile, making everyone's eyes water.

[amithethird]

Mary/Gary-Sue Ville

Ruby saw Eric down on the street and amazingly did not faint because Ruby was too good for that.
"Hi Eric!" she said. She knew everyone's name, naturally.

Cave of Hopeless Villans

Dr. Heinz began dragging the death ray up the volcano with Mr. Skull Man,
"Be careful, once we get to the top of the volcano we won't be able to use and punctuation," he said.

[Seahorseshoe]

"Waht does you means dr heinz" Mr. Skull Man asked as he set foot on the mountain.