what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[☣Uzi Doorman!☣]

take some wood. 1 longer thiner piece and one thicker piece. Hammer them together so the thick piece is sticking out of the thinner piece. Hammer it into the ground than carve what you want to say onto it!

What's the best event?

[☣Uzi Doorman!☣]

b!

What's the best event?

[Apyrisol]

The secret one, where you log off and take a nap.

What does BBS mean?

[☣Uzi Doorman!☣]

(True)
Big Bouncing Snail of course!

Where should I put my pronouns on my profile?

[CelestialWitch]

In you signature, trading rules, every forum post you make, along with every message and trade you send!

When and how can I change my username?

[BARBOSSA]

Email Tess and personally request it be changed.

How do I attach photos to forum posts?

[☣Uzi Doorman!☣]

ask the cat who looks like it's biting its own tail in your sig. They'l know!

How do I get my dreamie?

[mothmate]

You beg moderators to give it to you

How do I change the color of text?

[☣Uzi Doorman!☣]

paint. Duh.

I don't have any C$ but i want store pets! What do i do?

[Apyrisol]

Don't tell nobody I told you this but there's a secret door at the back of each store that's easily accessible for heists. Everything's free long as you don't get caught.

How do I get event tokens?