corrupt a wish v.2

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but the only way this works is by you going deaf. If you can't hear the song, it won't get stuck in your head, problem solved

I wish I was Force-sensitive

[CavQueen]

Granted, but the government kidnaps you to experiment on.

I wish I could have a proper imaginary friend

[CloudiiVision]

Granted, but they're always lying to you

I wish someone who says they love me doesn't use me for personal gain

[Espresso. ༺]

Granted, but they're a little obsessed with you

I wish I had another kitten

[sweathie]

granted, but they want to murder you... wait, that's just a normal cat

i wish that it would rain tomorrow :)

[YuckyRobotIndulgence]

granted! but it will rain cats and dogs, literally

i wish i had a pet velociraptor

[riddlerosehearts]

granted, but it eats you.

i wish i had every rat on cs

[sweathie]

granted, but it's literally every single one. the cs economy is ruined. all other rat collectors are out for your head.

i wish i had more sticky notes

[CaptainCentauri]

Granted. Your neighbourhood is now flooded in Post-its. Good luck explaining that one to the mayor.

I wish I could get some extra money.

[CultOfKinitoAndJax]

granted but itz now worthlezz

i wizh my comfort char would be real