what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Hiddenawayhiding]

Break into a retirement home and steal someones pet and place it infront of your computer or laptop. Depending on the pets species it'll take 1-5 days. For Phones you must allow the pet to swallow the device. Don't worry! It'll appear where the pet was last seen perfectly intact with the pet now in the last group you had open! You cannot currently get retired pets from Ipads or anything other than a phone, computer or laptop. If the pet moves from where it was placed try again. If the pet hasn't been merged with the phone in 6+ days go to a vet. The pet must be older. So make sure you know what pet you want ang google the average lifespan! It should be older than the average. The older the rarer they are and the faster they merge!

What does Coppa mean?

[burrata salad]

cult of party pooper armadillos. avoid them at all costs or they will ruin every party you will ever have

what are the events?

[CloudiiVision]

When everybody gets together to get rid of as many pets as possible

What do the rarities mean?

[pugshark99]

It's how much people want the pets. So the commons are the ones people most commonly want, and the rares people rarely want to trade for!

What are staff litters?

[Oakleafthewarrior]

its when staff throws their trash all over the CS server room

How do you PM someone?

[Hiddenawayhiding]

Superglue a letter to a bird (Any type of flying bird should work. Though larger bird such as Chickens might cause lag) And than shove it into your PC! The letter shouldn't take long to arrive to them and the bird will eventually fly out! (Warning: During Pride month the bird may emerge from the PC covered in glitter.)

What are C$?

[CloudiiVision]

Completely money.

It’s a currency in which if you own any, it takes that amount x1000 out of your bank account every minute.

What’s a BBS?

[arcadia.]

their chicken smoothies but they didn’t work well so they have a line through them

Bird bum syndrome
what’s oekaki

[Regency]

A type of animal this game is OBSESSED with. Similar to the Okapi

How do you use items?

[Hiddenawayhiding]

Set your oven to 350 degrees. Mix 1 part your pet, 1 part whatever items you want, 1 part milk, 1 part flour, 1 part sugar and 1 part broken dreams. Mix untill smooth. Than in a stand mixer mix 3 egg whites and 1 half cup of sugar. Once soft and fluffy gently fold it in. If you're too rough your pet may not love you anymore. Whipped cream can be used as a subsitite if your a fan of fire. Once mixed throw it in a loaf pan and than the oven for 42 minutes and 0 seconds. Once out of the oven your pet shoud have some fresh drip.

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