Mods please lock :3

[Aeire]

I want to change my username to Myself, because then when somebody is doing a 1x1 RP with me, it'll say 1x1 with Myself.
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XD

[WumbologyClass]

I want to change my username to Myself, because then when somebody is doing a 1x1 RP with me, it'll say 1x1 with Myself.
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XD

xD
Awesome.

Mother: *about to open a gift from my grandmother*

Little Brother: It's a blender!

Older Brother: Maybe...

Older Sister: I think it's a toaster oven.

Me: Waffle maker.

Older Brother: But what abo-

Me: Waffle maker. ಠ_ಠ

Older Sister: I don't thi-

Me: Waffle maker. ಠ_ಠ

Littler Brother: But-

Me: WAFFLE MAKER. ಠ_ಠ

Mother: *opens the gift* ...It's a waffle maker.

Siblings: ʘдʘ

Me: ಠ⌣ಠ

I fixed your quote. Seriously, that's awesome. WAFFLE MAKER.

In It? She was the one who got crushed by the cement block. lols. How many other people can say they say their mother get squashed with a cement block with a smile on their face? (without being the one who put it on here)
It's a small part in the movie, but she starred in a TV show, played tons of dead people, I think she was in a CSI, or CSI-like show thingy too.

ಠ_ಠ My mother bakes cookies.
You're lucky.

[icarusAbstracted]

My Dæmon just chided me on having a dirty mind. My oh, so witty respiration was, "Shut up". Then she called me immature. Aww. lols. Dæmons are fin to talk to. Except when they are lecturing you to stop listening to Panic! at The Disco and start doing homework. PANIC IS MORE IMPORTANT THAT HOMEWORK! Okay, it's not, well, it is, but, not, well, yeah. Whatever. Stupid guilt tripping Dæmon.

Ragdoll, I haves a prezzie for you!
Ü
There you go. It's a very happy smiley guy!

Wumbo, LUCKY?! How am I lucky? You have a never ending supply of cookies! All I have is a mom who can get me autographs of old dudes and tell me stories about how many of them she slept with. ooh, So lucky.

[DJD⋆Leader]

@Dolly The wikipedia page of emoticons has influenced your posting here forever, hasn't it? x3

My friends coming to me asking questions about what they're planning on doing to their hair. I have waist-length brown hair. I do nothing with it.

How am I a good source of advice exactly? xD

Can somebody give me a link to that?!



In Gym Today, we had four soccer teams- blue, green, red, white. I took it as water, earth, fire, air. So, I made Gym class one big old Avatar the Last Airbender reference.

Like so:

Red team scores a goal
Me: BOOO FIRE NATION!

Blue team wins.
GO WATER TRIBE!

See? I'm a NERD.

My Dæmon just chided me on having a dirty mind. My oh, so witty respiration was, "Shut up". Then she called me immature. Aww. lols. Dæmons are fin to talk to. Except when they are lecturing you to stop listening to Panic! at The Disco and start doing homework. PANIC IS MORE IMPORTANT THAT HOMEWORK! Okay, it's not, well, it is, but, not, well, yeah. Whatever. Stupid guilt tripping Dæmon.

Ragdoll, I haves a prezzie for you!
Ü
There you go. It's a very happy smiley guy!

Wumbo, LUCKY?! How am I lucky? You have a never ending supply of cookies! All I have is a mom who can get me autographs of old dudes and tell me stories about how many of them she slept with. ooh, So lucky.

Also, what's a Dæmon?

[pancreas]

ಠ益ಠ I don't wanna sleep~
*was not using this as an excuse to test out emoticons* ´▽`

[Not Pigeons]

How I make up at least 1 song parody each day (ﾟヮﾟ )

[Paranoid Ragdoll™]

@Wumbo
Thanks. X3..........Waffle maker. ʘ_ʘ

Amusement: Too many things to list.

[duckteeth]

I've discovered my dӕmon. He's a black-footed ferret named Damian.

:D

My cat is a freaking ninja. She's suddenly gone.

.3.

I have a pet ninja :D

[icarusAbstracted]

Annoying people is fun.

[Not Pigeons]

Annoying people is fun.

Yes, it is... 8D