If I got arrested...

My gallery · by **Ebony Stardust** » Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:42 am

You pirated over 100 games for your Nintendo DS

Surely I'm innocent?

My gallery · by **ghostlyhamlet** » Wed Apr 19, 2023 6:43 pm

siding with the villains and helping them

see, i've never done anything wrong in my life

My gallery · by **Ziggy Stardust** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 2:38 am

we literally have video evidence of you stalking David Tennant outside his house

i don't need a lawyer, i've done nothing wrong

My gallery · by **shepherd's dog** » Thu Apr 20, 2023 2:42 am

My gallery · by **Alex_87** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:40 pm

You totally "accidentally" made off with an entire garage sale stock

I swear I’d never even dream of lawbreaking

My gallery · by **SkyBandit** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:44 pm

Ah yes but everyone watched you make off with the queens corgis in a Lamborghini

As for me I am quite the law abiding citizen

My gallery · by **DizzyGlitchez** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:56 pm

You trained a murder to pickpocket money.
It wasn't me, officer, I swear!

My gallery · by **Ziggy Stardust** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 1:52 pm

you set a walmart on fire

do you have a warrant?

My gallery · by **P0stHum4n** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 1:55 pm

You snuck into a concert

I promise I didn’t mean it… totally..

My gallery · by **dr. freeman** » Fri Apr 28, 2023 1:59 pm

you broke into a grocery store at night and proceeded to use all the lettuce to make a giant salad

not guilty!