If I got arrested...

[Teethnbones]

You slapped someone with a fish from the side of the alley!

Uh oh, you caught me!

[gravy]

You are being arrested for stealing from a flower shop!
What did I do?

[sodatab]

arrested for naming your child after a condiment

[CaptainAltenor]

Arrested for not being very active and instead spending that free time committing felonies

I didn't do anything, guaranteed!

[WolfCub.]

You are under arrest for acting like a police officer when your not

Im innocent I promise

[Falco]

You are under arrest for stealing kittens and puppies!! You had to give me one smh..

im innocent!! It wasn't me

[pork soder]

Arrested for breaking into a McDonald's after hours to play in the Structure. You are only detained overnight

[cocogerber13]

Arrested for taking over the tristate area… how did you even do that? And why didn’t a certain platypus stop you?

[Spiritstar3]

Arrested for...dragons. Big, beautiful dragons. Where did you get them? They're supposed to be fantasy.

I'm innocent officer, but tell me what I did.

[CaptainAltenor]

You took the dragons that you found from the user above you! Unauthorised breaking and entering. Not cool.

As you can see, I've done nothing wrong.