Dreams you've had | pɐɥ ǝʌ,noʎ sɯɐǝᴚp

[CavQueen]

Recently, I dreamt one of my friends confessed his love to me and I needed to write a letter to him saying whether or not I liked him back. I did not like him back but didn't want to disappoint him, so I began to write an incredibly neutral letter, but then I awoke.

[DizzyGlitchez]

One time, I had a dream where I hacked into someone's CS account while I talked to a friend on Steam (he doesn't even have Steam, as far as I know), and I was transferring an OMGSR pet to my account, then I logged back into my account, and I got banned. The last bit I remember about that dream was me thinking "Nooo, all my pets are gone now!!".

[viles]

• brain almost gave me a headache with last night's dream. i was like,, playing a four stage boss battle in my dream, and i was doing pretty good until i got to the last stage. it was called like, 'mental landscape' or something and it was so disorienting. i think the camera was supposed to turn ninety degrees every time this one set of enemies turned, but for some reason it only worked about half the time. it was all black and white, too, and everything ended up looking this like,, extremely faded and pale grey color. there were like all these like,, curvy roads and dead ends. it was like a gordian knot but with streets. OH AND ALSO, there were a bunch of cars coming at me at high speed. plus, on top of all that, there was like the chorus of this like,,, hyperpop song going on repeat,, the lyrics were like 'almost over here, almost over there, i'm everywhere!' in this high-pitched voice. it was like the same five seconds on repeat,, i don't think this song exists but i wish that someone else could hear it to know what it sounds like ykyk it's stuck in my head right now tbh sdkshfj, but anyway, i cleared the first bit of that stage, because i reached this red flag, which i guess was like a checkpoint. OH WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION, the whole time i'm going through this stage, there's this guy who's like taunting me. i think he looked like spamton?? idk i don't remember actually seeing him but in my head he is spamton. so, right when i finished the road maze he was like 'ohohoh you're so far behind~' or 'ohohoho i'm so far ahead' or something like that,, and so i walked to the next bit which was like this Long Desert:tm:,, and like,, it looked like nothing was out there but as i got closer a pyramid shot up through the sand,, it stood like maybe fifty yards away from me? i think there were more, but i woke up before i could get a good look. i don't remember much of the other stages except for one bit where not spamton had queen latifah review sans...? i don't know why not spamton was making her do this but KJFHDSKJFH i think her final rating was something like 'he looks friendly but is actually scary' so yeah that was my dream

[TheMamba]

I dreamed that I got a gift trade and there was an OMGSR in it. It was a brown EPPS kitty with purple flowers on the blanket and I accepted the trade seeing a few UCs but when I looked in my unsorted folder there was this OMGSR and I didn't know where it came from so I checked the trade and suddenly there were quite a few really valuable pets in there... I was super confused, then I woke up and was even more confused 😂
(Which was even worse was that I accepted the trade with a very weird trade message that had nothing to do with the trade and was just 2 or 3 random words without context...)

[Ziggy Stardust]

I collect mugs. Cool mugs, I would say.
I dreamt that I had acquired some really lame mugs. Like not even funny lame, just poor quality tasteless mugs.
I pride myself on my mug collection, so I was trying to convince my friends (and myself) that these mugs were actual really cool in a super ironic way. It did not work. I felt my reputation as a Cool Guy™ slipping away before my eyes.
The relief I felt when I opened the cabinet in the morning and realized I had dreamt it all was profound.
However, once I told everyone I had a nightmare about mugs, they lost respect for me anyways. Lol.

[みりん〇°•]

I just woke up. I dreamt that I was banned from CS from changing my username to butt and my only hope of every returning was reading aloud the entire English dictionary to the staff team to expand my vocabulary of non-potty words

[Ziggy Stardust]

I just woke up. I dreamt that I was banned from CS from changing my username to butt and my only hope of every returning was reading aloud the entire English dictionary to the staff team to expand my vocabulary of non-potty words

this is the funniest thing i have read on this thread so far 😭

[CavQueen]

Once I dreamt that I was hiding in the bathroom with my sister because our house was being overrun by dung beetles. We came out, and there was a dung beetle. Just... a dung beetle on the stairs I think?
Anyways, I woke up REALLY scared and couldn't get back to sleep for a bit.

[CaptainAltenor]

Had a strange series of dreams last night that involved me becoming Han Solo, being trapped in the basement of my church with morally questionable children, going to an arcade and winning a green Scooby-Doo plush, becoming a Spider-Man rip-off, and attempting to call Kevin McCallister on a telephone while climbing on top of a moving van through the windshield with two strangers trying to pull me down.

[CavQueen]

Had a strange series of dreams last night that involved me becoming Han Solo, being trapped in the basement of my church with morally questionable children, going to an arcade and winning a green Scooby-Doo plush, becoming a Spider-Man rip-off, and attempting to call Kevin McCallister on a telephone while climbing on top of a moving van through the windshield with two strangers trying to pull me down.

This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever heard.