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[animalgirl13]

today i was at a mall with one of my friends. we were looking around in the pet store and we found a tortise, which happened to be eating. my friend made hilarious commantary of what it must of been thinking as it was eating.

my friend also bought one of those fake gum packs that shocks you when you try to take the piece thats sticking out. my poor mom, who had tripped out in front of a Target store not 6 hours earlier came up and tried to grab it.

and lastly while we were all eating ice cream from Dairy Queen, my mom started telling my friend some baby stories. we were laughing a lot. i was crying, i was laughing so hard. XD

[Paranoid Ragdoll™]

Me: Bro, go out and get the newspaper.

Little Brother: But...There are squirrels out there. ʘ.ʘ

Me: So? ಠ_ಠ

Little Brother: ...What if they attack me? ʘ.ʘ

Me: They won't. ಠ_ಠ

Little Brother: ...What if they're rabid? ʘ.ʘ

Me: They won't attack you, they'll run away even if you go near them! ಠ_ಠ

Little Brother: FINE. ಥ.ಥ *gets the newspaper*

*few minutes later*

Me: ...Mom, do squirrels attack? ʘ.ʘ

Mom: ಠ_ಠ

[blackbeak]

I clicked a random post, turned out to be a roleplay, I read it, and this is what it said.

Daniel: slept

WTCFC? That's not even a one liner, that's a one word-er.
Ah, the failiness of roleplays these days amuses me.

EDIT: I just read something.

To help young people struggling with problems of suicide.

You know, I think it's past the point of problem if you committed suicide. You can't really struggle all that much if your dead.

LOVE LOVE LOVE your edit xD made my day.^^

So, I made this 6-layer rainbow cake. You know, it was HUGE.
awesome tasting, it's still like 4/5 there on the counter. I couldnt finish my piece ;_;
so delicious and I couldnt even finish it.

[icarusAbstracted]

Me: ...Mom, do squirrels attack? ʘ.ʘ

Speaking as someone who has been attacked, yes, yes they do.

[Paranoid Ragdoll™]

Me: ...Mom, do squirrels attack? ʘ.ʘ

Speaking as someone who has been attacked, yes, yes they do.

I assumed they did but I just didn't want to get the newspaper myself. >_<

Plus they're everywhere in my neighborhood, you cannot escape them. O_O

...I really want to know the circumstances that being attacked by a squirrel happened, but it sounds like a traumatizing experience. >_>;

[doubleArrows]

How do you make those faces?

[arcanedeer]

My dad doing his "country river dance" at grocery stores.

[pastelprincess]

My shiba inu keeps spaz sneezing. It's hilarious x'D

Oh yeah, Americas Got Talent auditions xD

[animalgirl13]

this, very much. i dont know why. it just does. it also amuses me that my mom buys fruit snacks for tots for her teenager XD

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[Foolish Games]

Watching a slinky go down stairs and pretending it's someone you HATE! It's so much fun! OH! and shiny stu... SHINY!!!!!!