i have two! One big fat cat, and one itty bitty mini kitty. Mini Kitty's name is Oracle Liddel! She's named after Alice Liddel and the oracle of Delphi, but we call her ori for short! Ori is an impressive 5 pounds and her head is so small i can wrap my whole hand around her head. She also has these BIG eyes and this long and fluffy black fur, so she kind of looks like a soot sprite. Fatty's name is Obsidian Bigglesworth, and we call him Obby! Obby is.. the biggest cat I've EVER seen. He's a whopping FOURTEEN POUNDS and about as long as my torso, and I'm about 5'6 for reference. He's like, kind of chubby but long and tall enough for it to not be a problem. He loves trying to steal dairy, I don't know why. He loves caramel coffee and chocolate ice cream despite never getting it so if I ever have either, I either have to fight him for it or eat it alone, xaxa!! Ori's favorite band is The Cure (she loves Let's Go To Bed), and Obby is a diehard Bowie fan. They may not always be the smartest cats, but they
are the sweetest and it's really funny to see their huge size difference standing next to each other.
I'll be honest, I worry about both of them a lot because of their respective sizes so I try to keep an eye on their weight and I'm pretty specific about when and what they eat, but the vet says they're fine. Last time we went to the vet it was Ori for her leg, and the resident weighing Ori in front of the vet got really worried when we put her on the scale and she only came out to 5 pounds. Vet said "nah, she's fine, just a small cat" and it made me feel a lot better. Here's pictures of
His Highness Obby and
Soot Sprite! I apologize for such a long post about my kitties <3 thank you for listening!
^ Surrounded by cats (good?) but I'm sorry you and the cats are so worried :( I hope everything is okay and you're all safe and sound. I'll be sure to think good thoughts for you
> hangin' out with my partner!! Lately he's been making me watch his favorite youtuber, and I'll be honest, I'm not super into his videos but they are funny enough for me to enjoy and it makes him happy, so I enjoy it! Some of his longer videos have me feeling @д@ though because.... an hour of invading the solar system with AI? I'm totally lost
v You are stuck in a room with both of my cats. You have a lap and some treats. Who do you let sit in your lap, and who do you give the treats and why?