-THE ORIGINAL- CHICKEN SMOOTHIE VENDING MACHINE V.3

[simplydriftingalong]

you get a bottle of Raspberry Milk!

*inserts a grain of sand*

[DizzyGlitchez]

You get two grains of glitter!
*inserts a Chuck E. Cheese token*

[CHINARIZING]

You got a steam key for Five Nights at Freddy's!

*inserts a marshmallow so big I have to jam it in*

[Cady55again]

you clogged the machine!! at first it made a heavy clunk noise, but now in your hands is a small mouse, nibbling on the marshmallow you paid with!!!

I shove in a strabby plushie (somehow)

[crystal skies]

out tumbles the strabby plush once more, alongside a new gramble plush!!

*inserts an empty flower pot*

[sincerely, iris]

out comes... a pile of soil... oh! a different flower pot came out as well!

*inserts a singular, crisp and fresh french

[Cady55again]

the french person screams before a thud is heard, in exchange you have been given a warm baguette

[HyperfixationStation]

nothing was inserted, so nothing was expensed...

i insert a peeled, tiny orange!

[CHINARIZING]

You got the new UR orange tree! Though, you question it because it was gifted to you from no existing account and the vending machine wasn't bluetooth or anything... oh well, free UR!...?

I scream gibberish into the slot.

[DizzyGlitchez]

You get a megaphone, so you can scream even louder.
*inserts a Nintendo DS*