Dude, You slapped a... V2

[grey matter]

...dude, i was literally just petting it.

dude, you slapped my melodica?

[charlotte!]

i wanted to see if anything was hiding in it.

dude, you slapped my alexa

[₊˚ʚ꒷ ₊˚Mallow₊˚ ‧₊]

it wasn't working just needed a little tap tap

Dude, you slapped my shark

[charlotte!]

look, bonking sharks on the nose makes you seem like a threat and they retreat. it was for my safety and the shark's safety (i didn't want to kill it)

dude, you slapped a basic girl imvu character

[plaugebaby]

whaaaaaat!!!! that basic girl imvu character deserved it anyways, she stole my boyfriend and convinced him to run off and elope with her in Bora Bora!!!

dude.... you slapped an isopod???? :""""(

[openfracturesday]

It's okay, this is my husband Murphy, just flirting

DUDE YOU SLAPPED THE ATTRACTOR WHY DI͖̥͉͉͚̬̝͕̫̤̱͖̯͖̳̟ͅD̬̻͈̱̞͍̖̬͔̩͖̣͍̮̠͖̬ ̜̤̥̟͈͉̪̤Y͓̦͉̺̤̤̱̯̠̳̖̫͎̤̙͖O͙̙̣͓̖̖̝̦̰̻͍͕͉̳̝̜̻U̖̣̠͕͈̗͈̦̙ ͙̻͚̙̲͚̙͓̖͈͍̜̭ͅD͖͔̟O̯͈̺̠̜͔͚̯̰̘͖͔ ̹̩͈͙̮̳T̻̪̝̯̹͎͔͙̟͔̞ͅH̙̬͔̳͓͉̹̜͉̲̪̞͍͚͙̦̝̱A͇̝̬Ṯ̳̱̠

[paperfoldingrabbit]

U̷̡̧͇̼͇̳̳̤̰̯͖̤̩̞̻̿h̴̨͌͛̾̀̍̈́͆̊̅̇ ̶̨̧̢̡̱̘͙̖͙̰͓̊ő̵̧̢̡̟̺̼̾͛̅̀̄͐ͅh̴̥̽̋̽̀̓̈́̆͋̂͆.̶̡̛̠̘͕̥͎̬̩͉̹̿̒͑̄̎̾̓̈̽̂̃̾͝͠.̶̥̘̼͙̙̗̻̰̣͆̍̇̊͌̎̂͗͠.̵̙̜̮̓̀̌



Dude, you slapped my enchilada!

[Fatui]

I just wanted to see if it was hot without burning myself, I swear-

Dude, you slapped a muffin!

[knightbees]

i was trying to grab it and slipped!!!

dude, you slapped a teddy bear!

[Fatui]

He insulted me!

Dude, you slapped a souffle!