corrupt a wish v.2

[emiistar]

granted but they're TOO friendly and end up breaking into your house

i wish i had a pumpkin cookie rn

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, you have an award-winning pumpkin that you call Cookie for some reason

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Hard Mountain Dew Black Cherry flavor

[gravy]

Granted but they are all shaken and expired

I wish I had a pet flamingo

[aristorant]

granted, but after a while you get sick of looking after it.

i wish it would snow where i live!

[pandaa]

granted but it’s covered in shaved ice syrup.

I wish there would be more rain where I live and less heat

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, your town is flooded, but at least it's not too hot

I wish one of the world's multi-billionaires would use their money to become Batman

[fearthefuzzybear]

granted, but your parents die instead of his

i wish i didnt need glasses

[AnimalLover8693]

grated, but now you lost your hearing and need hear-n-aids

I wish that I could talk to animals

[CowMoo030]

Wish granted but they are all very mean

I wish I could fly

[dizzytoffee]

Granted, but you can only fly for one second, and a few inches above the ground.
I wish I had money.