corrupt a wish v.2

[Koreyy]

Granted, but your cat will take somenone socks to you every night.
I wish my bird will stop biting me everytime i want to go close/hug or touch her

[+Vesper]

granted, but she'll never speak again.

I wish I had the UR flamingo

[MandaMouzer]

You get the UR Flamingo, but it cost you -everything- in your account to get it!

I wish that youtube didn't have copious amounts of the same ads all the time.

[lagoonie]

you no longer get ads on youtube
but every video you watch has a rick roll in it
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i wish i had photographic memory

[Depressing]

you now have photographic memory but you can only capture one frame every 24 hours
i wish i could crochet

[CandyFox]

your wish is granted, but you become unable to learn any other new skills.

i wish i could understand and be able to write all languages and runes.

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but the government wants you as a translator to decrypt plans for WWIII

I wish I could be a superhero based off my OC Knightshade

[wldlfe]

granted, but at least 100 people stop you in public for a picture every single time you leave your house!
i wish i could pay off my student loans </3

[ob0321drxzx]

Granted! But you have to go back to school for the same amount of time in order for them to be paid.

I wish my dog could be cool with cats!

[emiistar]

your dog starts getting along so well with cats that he moves out to go live with some!

i wish i didn't have homework due at midnight