If I got arrested...

[Hejter]

you were caught coming out of a portal to another dimension. and you had no documents indicating that you are allowed to do that. sorry.

what did i do?

[Ghostflake]

You pasted post-its on someone's car, thus causing the galaxy's most destructive explosion

What did I dooo?

[fester]

Held someone at gunpoint to click your dragons.


:3?

[CaptainAltenor]

You captured a guy with a specific name in Washington instead of a guy with the same name in Wyoming, due to you not knowing where Wyoming is.

I'm innocent, I SWEAR!

[Hejter]

no, you're not. your pet captain just captured three different kinds of parrots... all endangered. and remember, you're responsible for your pets!

what did i do?

[mitziolet]

you stole a bunch of flowers from the flower shop down the street!

what crimes did i commit?

[Constant Headache]

you're under arrest for breaking into a pet store and dressing all the animals in very elaborate (but pretty) costumes and loading them into a rocket ship, while repeating the phrase "be free, my children!". that's not the crime itself - you planned to move to mars with them but you parked your rocket ship illegally so now you've got to dispute the ticket in court..

whatever it is i supposedly did, i plead innocence.

[Kage983]

Murder, maybe a little bit of cannibalism thrown in for good measure.

*Lips peel back in a grin to reveal that in place of human teeth, are a set of dog's teeth.*

Now what would lil ol' me have done to deserve arrest?

[medimedes]

Says here you ‘ripped someone to shreds without remorse’

Blame the flerken!

[Fereoxia]

Oh, it says here you got too excited for your birthday and slipped into the Egret enclosure at the Maltese Wildlife Park. How'd you get there? Following that, one of the egrets (which were actually a special, endangered type of egrets) believed you to be her child, and because of that you were unable to be parted from the egret and you disrupted a carefully planned species repopulating scheme. Oh dear

Now, what may I have done?