If I got arrested...

[TheDandiestOfLions]

Wore a Michael Myers mask and stood outside peoples windows as a "social experiment"

Who, Me?

[gaymerwife]

Arrested for illegally watching copious amount of cartoons.

Be gay do crime 🏳️‍🌈

[WarriorcatKitty]

you apparently broke into walmart and painted all of the walls inside to the color pink... you know what that doesn't even seem like a crime *lets you go*


Okay officer, what did I do this time?

[skunksmell]

you cat-napped a cat you thought you were rescuing from the gutter.

what did I do o.o

[inge]

you broke into a barns and nobel to rob the store of its warriors cats books but were caught-
nothing but rage and passion for those books made you escape to burn the building before turning yourself in and getting a life sentence.
yea.

snuck your pet skunk onto the plane. the stink made the pilot faint and the plane crashed into a court where you were judged for your actions.
me? :)

[Constant Headache]

you released a bunch of goats into a walmart on a busy friday afternoon and rode around the store on a skateboard blasting farm music from a bluetooth speaker.

[pork soder]

Stole an original pressing of The Black Parade

[Starryfox]

You threw a very epic cs party and when you got a noise complaint you turned the music up louder

[Soy Sauce]

Your snake cult was found out! Run!

[lifeonmars]

created a snake army