If I got arrested...

[kurashiki]

Nothing, that's the problem. We haven't received taxes from you in nearly a decade.

How did I end up here?

[TheSmellOfEspionage]

* you've overstayed your welcome and the locals are getting uncomfortable, heh.

* what did i do?

[Ghoulls]

Broke into a morgue to steal bones and instead stole a skeleton

I promise this is my first time here

[Starryfox]

You dressed up as your favourite spooky movie character, and went trick or treating.. IN MARCH

Oh no, I was caught): what did I do this time?

[Stormbird]

Unleashed a hoard of snakes through the city

What's did I do? -^-

[Kage983]

tax evasion

*They start to smile, lips peeling back to reveal that, in place of human teeth, there are dog's teeth. On a relatively normal human face*

Now what would little ol' me have done to deserve incarceration?

[Hejter]

you were dwelling in a dumpster that was not your property and tried to scare off the possums living in there.

what did i do?

[HennHenn]

Someone called a noise complaint on your party and you tried to start a food fight.

What have I done?

[xenodeer]

stole a flock of chickens

what have i done?

[bug]

hoarded illegal to own exotic animals behind everyone's back

what did I do this time?