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[Restful Dead]

"All cats know spells!"

[FlowerCrown]

“One! *throws person out the window* Two! *throws person out the window* Three! *throws person out the window* Yay! *throws person out the window*”

[Kage983]

"As for the difficulty, it goes something like this:
You are a baby playing with rubber duckies in the bathtub for the first time,
You stub your toes for fun,
and then finally,
Say goodbye to your family as they will never be able to find your dead lifeless body in this cold, dead ocean."

[Restful Dead]

"The table is not going to make a saving throw."

[Dovefeather0627]

“I'm just getting started, you giant
cockroach. You know what? That was out
of line. I apologize to cockroaches
everywhere, especially Jiminy Cricket,
although for the first time in thirty years,
it occurs to me.. he might be a cricket.”

[Kingsfoil.]

"Have you ever had a blueberry cupcake?"

[Goodrage]

"In the middle of the night..."

[Daxx]

"driver picks the the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole"

[Ravenstag Mechanisms]

"Oh wow, did somebody call the whaaambulance?"

[Kingsfoil.]

"I find the trout to be a very Nietzsche-ian fish."