Why does the above post offend you? V1

[shrimp...]

im offended you paused the song name war to be offended over me

[hyperlaser]

I’m offended because you posted this in the month of August

[Cattail]

Im offended because you also have a drink werme (like at least two other ppl I've seen) making me want one they are so cute!

[electrastar]

I'm offended by the fancy font in your signature

[dollface,]

offended u like swimming

[×Seven of Nine×]

Offended by the shortening of "you"

[electrastar]

I'm offended because you have a gif avatar

[orphan]

im offended cause i hate flowers >:( /j

[Cygnetta]

your avatar is like so offensive. like i'm pretty sure it's in a dyslexia friendly font so good job. but the 2 o's are definitely not in a dyslexia friendly font so bad job. in fact they are way flatter than normal o's. also did you know that o's usually have a hole in them. you may need to go back to kindergarten.

[Wawa Fish]

im really offended that you have the word 'math' in your stamps, me no like math >:(