confess your food crimes v.1

[roundedseal]

nah i agree loll

used to roll up rice paper and dip it in coke

[kurdt]

i used to roll up goldfish crackers in a fruit roll up

[happylilly234]

I don't know how to feel about that combination. I sentence you to an hour of contemplation.

I eat tomatoes like apples, even as a toddler I would beg my mother to buy the beefstake tomatoes so I could eat them (closest thing I got to a food crime lol)

[Cattail]

Omg I was just going to reply that same thing! I kid you not!

I like to out my fries in my chocolate milkshake

[Espresso. ༺]

I am literally going to exile you for that /j

Frozen whale blubber with onion. You chew it like ice cream. Very yummy

[Alex_87]

I don’t even know what to say… you do you my friend..

I love putting salt on chocolate cookies. Not when I bake them but when I take them out of the jar I sprinkle salt on it.

[6ad-luck]

not a crime but puts you on a watch list

theft crime: if a family member eats my food without asking, I eat an equal amount of their food without asking lol

[TheDandiestOfLions]

That is not a crime, that is justice.

breadless pb&j.

[ChickenCat_]

atrocious disruption of the peace

dunking fried chicken in ice cream

[Faebelline]

That sounds both putrid and delicious at the same time and I kind of want it

Eating ramen with tortillas