by beani » Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:54 pm
Well
Technically I’m 5 foot 7 and 3 quarters-- But c'mon man that’s really just 5’8. And you always wearing shoes, Right? So you gotta add an inch. So really, I’m 5’9. But you always gotta round to the nearest ten. So, really, I’m 5’10. But you gotta carry the 1 also so ReALLy I’m 5’11. However, everyone knows that 5’11 is really just 6’. So I’m really 6'. But 6’ is just an awkward height ykwim? So I’m really 6’1. Right? Well actually; 6’1’s like a prime number-- You can’t just let it hang like that! So REALLY I’m 6’2. So I know that technically it says 5 foot 7 and 3 quarters, but cmon man, I’m 6’2.
Just vibing, hbu?
Just here to have a good time and to vibe the night away.