Why does the above post offend you? V1

[Cattail]

Im offered because your sig is cut off

[Tallcakes]

I’m offended because you share a single stamp with me

[electrastar]

I'm offended that you also share a single stamp with me.

[roundedseal]

offended that your stamp collection looks so good

[electrastar]

I'm offended because I can't think of a reason to be offended by a compliment.

[Catdoof]

Offended bc you are a year older than me in chicken smoothie years

[TheCakeOtter]

im offended because your character is so cool

[Cattail]

I'm offended because you have how to train your dragon in your signature

[Catdoof]

I'm offended that your name is cattail but your signature is full of cool men and not cattails

[pineapplecatman]

im offended because you are loosing your mind to wildlife biology.