Walk around with a open box of icecream slowly eating it and see how long it takes a employee to ask for a receipt. Then just run like bloody murder when they ask for it, even though you DO IN FACT have a receipt (:
5485 say that youre going to do a magic trick and then proceed to twist your body in ungodly ways before saying "so, ya like jazz?" and then running away
maple/scout he/any trans + queer coyote-hearted warriors addict 4 life