Choose a side effect for the above user's power

[Espresso. ༺]

but each time it's somewhat weaker and your motor skills are slightly less refined.

I can stop time

[~sundae~]

You may be able to stop time, but you only can do it when it’s extremely inconvenient



I can shapeshift

[löschen]

but it's an extremely painful process

i can turn invisible

[Đ₳Ɽ₭ ₩ØⱠ₣]

But only to blind people.

I can relocate any lost item.

[Cherrynoriaki]

It's always broken or destroyed

I can talk to animals

[{smug lemon}]

but they always talk about you behind your back

i can give hamsters immortality

[bug]

they all want to bite you all the time no matter what you do

I have all the powers of my favorite Heroes

[The Shattered one]

Which means you have all there weakness too.
I can write an epic superhero novel.

[miskit]

but it's in a language nobody can read

I can generate water out of thin air

[Cherrynoriaki]

It's not actually thin air, you're drawing the water out of your body leaving you weak and dehydrated

I can understand any language