Things That Amuse You V.4

[Zero_One]

Every now and then I think of "Who took this foto? elian?" and I can't help but giggle

[Meowmocha]

I did this cursed scry on Flight Rising, and keep coming up with more jokes for it. I mean, this guy is certainly nothing to sneeze at.



I summoned the Snot Monster, and he has arrived.
What happens when a guardian dragon reproduces asexually through sneezing. Twisted magic caused the boogers to form into a sentient, albeit mutated lifeform...
YOU GET MUCUS! AND YOU GET MUCUS! EVERYONE GETS MUCUS!

I think after all these jokes, we need some...



This is his Kryptonite. He fears the dreaded Mucinex.
You may think it's snot funny, but I think it's hilarious.

[Fierce Wings]

This is amazing

[meepster]

carby

[Meowmocha]

Parenthood is dangerous.

[TwilightBard]

[areadbhar]

making blackout poetry of bad posts to make them good

[Eyulf]

My Birthday is a little over a week away. The other day my Mom comes back to the car and says "I got you a joke present." she tossed the bag on the back seat of the car with a "No looking."

(I'm an adult, have been for some years now.)

Later when we get home.... my Mom "I can't wait that long you can have it now." Proceeds to casually place a plush unicorn shaped cushion on the lounge chair next to me... I pick it up squeeze it and say loudly "IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!"
Doing my best Agnes from Despicable me.

[WishUponACzar]

Beatles fans when they see two words from a Beatles song together outside of the song's lyrics (it's me I'm Beatles fans) (they think everything is a Beatles reference because they are annoying): YOOOOOO

[NotBornInTexas]

Watching the birds and squirrels outside my window come up on the ledge and "tease" my two indoor cats.