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[TwilightBard]

"See, no mouth! Waddle dees can't eat, cause there ain't no place to shovel in food!"
"But sire, every living creature needs nourishment! Let's see if he eats this cookie!"
*Sound of waddle dee inhaling the cookie*
"No way!"
"It absorbed the cookie!"
"Hey, how'd it do that? It's munchin alright"
"Wonder how it flosses"
"That's weird!"

[Selznick]

"There was once a a young man who wished to gain his heart's desire.
And while that is, as beginnings go, not entirely novel (for every tale about every young man there ever was or will be could begin in a similar manner) there was much about this young man and what happened to him that was unusual, although even he never knew the whole of it."

[heavymedic]

"crumbo brilliants capable sonar technology, stay wicked g"

[Zorion]

"i hope you tried the ham they were serving, by the way. tasted of despair. fascinating."

[Guest]

"this guy is rubbing me the wrong way."

"i would never rub you the wrong way!"

[rat salad]

“he will not like that it is square.”

[Wall Eating Lizards]

[Zorion]

"oh, look—a dragon. what a perfect way to ruin our day."

[daisukes]

"Look at sprig- I gave you this! I gave you EVERYTHING!"

[Zorion]

"there's a lake like this one near my family's estates. fewer demons."