If I got arrested...

[Rindepie]

ransacked your local grocery store with the animals you managed to make an army of from the pet store across the street

[lameloserlexi]

Steal my grandma's Valentino white bag

Why am I here officer?

[Sapphic Software]

Stole all of the milk

But I’m innocent! What did I do?

[Bridgy1234]

Cuddling all the stuffed animals in the mall stores!
And not making a single purchase(build a bear called the mall police )

Sorry, why am I here exactly?

[user G0ne]

Was the first one to talk during the quiet game.

What could I have done with these paws?

[lameloserlexi]

Hiding a body in the woods

How dare you arrest me!

[Hannibal<3]

You committed seven accounts of tax fraud, we had to.

I swear, I didn't do it!

[Guest]

We have several witness accounts. Yes, you went directly into someone's lawn and started eating their flowers!

I'm innocent, I swear. Really. Seriously.

[Captain. A. Stark.]

how dare you invent a satellite that turns populations in areas it zaps to ant-sized beings

what'd i do this time?

[ChevyTheQH]

We all saw you steal that lego from your elementary school teacher

Uhmmm.. whatever it was, its the person above me's fault. Im innocent! But uh.. what did I do?