Take it or leave it?

[LittleReddHero]

Sure I'll take

A tie dye coat

[trilli]

Leave it.

A talking book that says it can teach you to speak fluent French in under a week?

[xCorbeau]

Take it, even though I don’t care to learn French I bet it may come in handy.
A $100 bill that has a piece of used gum stuck to it?

[Vampyrean]

I'll take it! Just gotta scrape the worst of it off and hope the bank's ATM doesn't notice the residue...

A lamp without its lampshade

[powpowx]

Leave it, I have plenty of lamps haha

a stack of really good books that are slightly water damaged?

[RedRook]

taking them

A bow that is cursed but does not only necrotic damage but also doesn't use ammo as it has magical ammo?

[DrowzyDeer]

YES!! I love bows so much!! They are so fun to shoot!

A book that told the story of your life from beginning to end but every time you opened it the ending changed (and this translated to the real world too!)

[0000]

I'd take it

a pink furby

[LittleReddHero]

Eww no thanks

A bag of beef jerky

[mothlight]

take it
a can of soup