confess your food crimes v.1

[godly]

absolutely hard agree that stuff slaps

straight up unadulterated lemon juice

[Sapphic Software]

Fries and hot fudge, it taste good, especially with ice cream.
Also just straight lemon juice for no reason.
A l s o cheese puffs with this one spray sour candy, it dissolves a bit but it tastes good

[KhajiitKennedy]

You put multiple so I'm just going to say the first one, without salt it could actually be good so I'm going to give you a pass and it's not punishable.

My food crime is putting barbecue sauce on my Mac and Cheese, made with hot dogs of course

[୨୧ rilakkuma]

that genuinely sounds good asf im going to try that tomorrow

I drink diet coke daily and drink water about once a week. I like double the mayonaise on my mchickens. I only eat the tops of muffins and anytime my family gets fried chicken i refuse to eat the chicken and will eat the entire container of coleslaw.

[viles]

• seems like it would add a nice cronch.
  
  any time i get a freshly-baked roll, i roll it into a playdoh-like ball and play with it for at least five minutes before consuming it. also, if i'm feeling inclined, after i'm done, i will dip the roll into whatever drink i happen to be drinking at the time. usually it's either juice or soda.

[dave gahans husband]

that grosses me out because the thought of all the hand germs being thoroughly spread and pushed into the dough
and then it being soggy with soda or juice is also disgusting
water would make the crime a little less severe

i think the worst thing i do is never microwave my food because i dont like the microwave recooking it
i only microwave chicken wings and cup noodle

[sodatab]

understandable

hotdogs without ketchup....i cannot eat them
also i tried this pop tart with chow mein noodles one time and it was actually good

[StrawhatPirate]

^oh my, I could not.. to me that is a definite food crime!

I eat white cheddar popcorn with chocolate pudding! It is so delightfully yummy!

[uncute]

^ that is a real food crime, I don't know if I could do that haha

I put Italian dressing on mac and cheese,,, the vinegar taste goes quite well with it surprisingly

[blizzard180]

That is definitely a food crime!

I ate microwaved marshmallows with grapes on top once.