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[hypersomn.ia]

"When my roommate walks into the room looking for his car keys,

I don't say it yet."

[ruethefangirl]

“I once slept for 48 hours and woke up feeling the most refreshed ever.”
“Unfortunately every day of my life I’ve been awake.”

[Alliieennss]

"Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dim-lit halls of other places forms that never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who have never seen or been seen..."

[8_Stars_8]

"just watching a movie with my homie atj"

[wldhrt.geo]

“that’s bad for ur mental”

[viles]

• number three: i have to pee and everybody hates me.

[Meowmocha]

"Go break his little legs, will you, honey?"

"I will now mind-bond with the microphone."

"You would get a single message from me that just said 'Taco Bell.' and that would be your signal to know I won't be texting you for a year."

[blissfully]

"but come on, theres no way to stop the heartbreak. how do you s— what do you do about that?"
"you cry—, you cry."

[CaptainAltenor]

"That is a fountain. A fountain is a decorative reservoir used for discharging water."

[Restful Dead]

"It's school! I'm not here to learn, I'm here to go home!"