-THE ORIGINAL- CHICKEN SMOOTHIE VENDING MACHINE V.3

[ashers_aether]

you get a broken lightbulb!

*inserts a fresh loaf of bread*

[HyperfixationStation]

You get a toasted loaf of bread! Nice and warm.

I insert a t-shirt with the entire bee movie script on it.

[ImogenEquine]

you get a bee movie dvd

I insert half a cookie in it (sorry, I was hungry!)

[viles]

• a mouse holding the last remaining crumb of the cookie comes out. they promptly eat the last crumb and stares at you expectantly.
  
  i sacrifice a life-size doll of yoda to the machine.

[St. Seraphimz]

* You get a t-shirt saying "I sacrificed Yoda, and all I got was this shirt"

i put in a bag of fruit gushers-

[Rosefire2]

You get a basket of fruit!

*inserts fudge stripe cookies*

[ashers_aether]

a crumble of various baking ingredients plonks out

*inserts a very loud frog*

[hypersomn.ia]

you receive a flash drive, each file on it contains a different kind of comedic yelling

*inserts a can of soup

[blurry_cat1]

You got tomato soup

Insterts a butter that is flying

[Kittycentral~]

You get a butter knife carved into the shape of a wing!

*inserts a string of lights