If I got arrested...

[sodatab]

*Step in, tripping you and handing you a ticket*
There is no way you can just give out free hugs like that-

*bolts*

[Universal]

arrested because im calling the police rn bc i havent received any wedding updates...

[Guest]

I'm arresting you for evading cops and flying away to the moon >:(
what did I do?

[Freyja's Drengr]

Arrested for taking the left shoe from every pair of shoes at walmart.

What did i do?

[CanadianWatermelon]

Arrested for stealing every single tv remote in the neighborhood and exchanging them with a baguette


What's happens to be the problem officer?

[Guest]

Our security cameras showed someone with your exact looks shoplifting a nice new album, that you happened to have wanted for a while.

PrOBlem, officer?

[Guest]

you've been barking and growling at customers, and bit a lady! I'm afraid I have to arrest you
what did I do?

[annaki]

dressing up like a background character in a haunted house and knocking on people's doors

ooh boy, hey officer

[Universal]

arrested... BECAUSE ITS UR BDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[saintpluvium]

arrested for having the same mbti type as me

come n get me lol