If I got arrested...

[Guest]

the links in your sigs are viruses! if people click on them their computer automatically gets hacked
uh oh what did I do?

[lug]

Why isn't it obvious? You summoned cats to carry out your evil bidding.

I, however? I must be completely innocent... right?

[RagingRabies]

you were caught red handed handing out paper roses then taking their empty bags in return

dont see what i could commit what would be such a issue right

[Lilbitnxture]

Nah, you got arrested for taking pictures of small children and hanging them in a secret room
(I didn’t know what else to put. It looked like you had a picture of anime children in your signature)

I couldn’t have done anything though… right?

[sorroh]

you were casting curses in the wee hours of the morning

what trouble was i cooking up ?

[nihil]

you managed to spread the plague,,

what did i do this time -

[Lilbitnxture]

You kidnapped people, made them lose their mind then dropped them off in the street at night.
During the day people would see then and ask different questions like ‘are you lost?’

I’m innocent this time, swear🥺

[CaptainAltenor]

You stole red Ford Mustangs. You really think you’re innocent?

Me, on the other hand… I must be innocent, surely?

[Runnersback]

You broke onto the set of the next up and coming Disney movie and leaked the script!

I didn’t do it! I swear it was the dog, I’m the innocent one!

[DiopsideDove]

you stole the world supply of blue stamps for your stamp collection! for shame!

hello what did I do now