If I got arrested...

[M03TR0N]

trespassed on private property while trying to find something you lost

what'd i do this time?

[Doubtful.]

You summoned satan

What did I do now?

[annaki]

hid under a bridge trying to become a cryptid and got caught when you offered a kid a cool rock

oh god what is it this time

[Firefly_Dreamer]

You've captured more than your fair share of ghosts and need to let some go.

What did I do now, officer?

[bean the umbreon]

danced your way through a automatic car wash but instead of a car its you

oh god not again

[cecro]

Tried to kidnap someone who looked like the Wendy's Logo.

What did I do-

[×Seven of Nine×]

You ate an egg too aggressively in front of the cops

What did I do

[Espresso. ༺]

became a mad scientist and tried to take over the world by having a very passionate rant with plenty of screaming in a 7/11

what have i been accused of

[cecro]

Yeeted a baguette at a banana

What'd I do now?

[dove_]

you tried to break into a bank armed with only plush animals.

what am i convicted for?