corrupt a wish v.2

[frogpeex]

granted but they now claw you

I wish i was closer to my online friend

[TheMamba]

Your phone is now right next to him.

I wish I had a ton of white cookies n cream chocolate

[FunFace]

Granted but now it's all you can eat ever

I wish I had a puppy

[Feral Fangs]

Granted, but it bites you and pees on your bed, no matter how hard you train it

I wish I always knew the winning lottery numbers

[Serafina_Zephyr]

Granted, but the numbers are only for crappy $5 type prizes!

I wish I wasn't scared of spiders.

[cecro]

You live in Australia.

I wish silk moths were actually capable of eating and lived to let's say, 15 years

[Obius]

Granted! But they turn into a dull gray color and do not do anything for 15 years.

I wish I could float like a balloon!

[cecro]

You float into space.

I wish wild silk moths were more common.

[space outlaw]

granted, but they become so populous that they become a worldwide phenomenon and problem.

i wish i could draw better

[SuperChihuahua]

Granted, but you can only draw with a bright pink pen

I wish I could have a longer summer vacation