If I got arrested...

[mika kagehira]

you were caught with a bloody skull under your bed and a bible that's opposite of holy

what'd i do now?

[-icarus-]

you stole the deed to a hot air balloon business. strolled right out onto the street with it. I almost hit you bro-

alright, what now??

[mika kagehira]

this time your dragon hired various bats to steal the halloween candy of children. that dragon craves evil, i tell you.
what am i in for this time, officer?

[W0LF]

My K9 sniffed something...
Swear they've more
training than I have.

[RedtailTheWarrior]

We found a stegosaurus in your back yard, your under arrest for naming it rodney

[-icarus-]

Got arrested for tax evasion after opening a cat shelter. Used the excuse that the cats ate your bills for years

*sighs* why am I here?

[Freyja's Drengr]

You broke the law for having the moat amazing dragon ever.

What did i do this time?

[-icarus-]

you dyed the town dog purple. with permanent dye.

welp, what now-

[W0LF]

Arrested for time travel device,
not yet approved by the government

[Moth Monarch]

Arrested for training a pack of wolves to steal candy from gas stations

What is it this time?-