Quote somethin' w/ no context *~GIFs & Memes welcome~*

[Ɽotten Ⱡegacy]

Hello, welcome. Why don't you take a seat? Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to.

Now, what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning?

Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence? Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your blooming Escher-Mandelbrot head? And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckled thumbs? Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands, your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands? Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose. Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole? Did you die before your day?

Thursday traction, Tuesday titration; my hope is to assess through my objective report of your subjective conjecture whether this proprietary blend of expertise and seasoning works as well as this transorbital ICE PICK.

Holistic ballistics, got a better idea? It's about the best we could come up with! What, do you think ideas spread because they're GOOD? No, they spread because people LIKE them! So here we are, once again, holding—as IT were—a MIRROR—up TO your—MIRROR!

…I guess it's just something people do!

[twenty øne pilots]

"what does the doggie say? Bow-wow
what does the kitty say? Meow-meow
what does the moo-cow say? AHHHHHHH"

[marty]

oh wait wrong thread please i'm so dumb i'll be back with a quote

[CaptainAltenor]

Ah, pathetic. He can’t even pay his gas and heating bills!

[twenty øne pilots]

like a grandmother, darling

[Fujinnn]

S: Maternity leave? [glances under the table] You're all male...

G: I'm gonna get to bustin' up all of you if you don't get this plane going!

S: Can't you see these commies have my hands tied, here? NO maternity leave!

[InsertUsernameHeere]

"I'm a human, my breathing tube is right next to my eating tube! And look, my arms end in stupid little sticks!"

[wldlfe]

curse you aquascum!!!

[Meowmocha]

"Tell me this isn't high fantasy Tupperware."

[päron]

"Where is the lamb sauce?!?"
^w^