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[.Kira Nightblade.]

"the customer is NOT always right, and the person who coined that phrase was VERY wrong and probably was also a customer."

[friday]

if i had a nickel for every time i was doomed by a puppet, i'd have two nickles. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[onion]

wouldve gone with keep moving forward but sure!

[pancake furby]

the worm is clean
time to sin

[Cinna_Bunni]

Y'know if you think about it legos are technically cannibals... what their food is the same material as them

[pancake furby]

i'm allergic to cats and one time i inhaled a cat

[Ɽotten Ⱡegacy]

> The Screaming Sword shrieks, "STABBITY STAB STAB STAB!"
> The Singing Sword challenges, "The pen is mightier than the sword? Come on, pens, here I am!"
> The Singing Sword boasts, "My voice can shatter a wine glass. My blade can shatter a human skull."
> The Singing Sword shouts, "Lose my temper? Nonsense! My steel will be strong forever!"
> The Singing Sword wails, "I am too young to rust!"

[because_why_not]

Guard, fetch a stable boy, quickly. I've encountered a large pile of bull … droppings

[joonghyuk]

i want to truly say this.
as long as nothing bad happens in the next 3 seconds, we will be best friends forever.

TORNADO INCOMING

[.Kira Nightblade.]

"He would be a Garett."