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by astrocompass » Wed May 25, 2011 10:29 am
diana4mi wrote:I found some Slytherin lightbulb jokes and decided to post two of 'em...
Q: How many Slytherins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to blackmail a Hufflepuff to do it for them.
A: Five. 1 to screw the light bulb and 4 to say with their fathers connection at the ministry they could screw it faster.
I find laughing at a Slytherin's expense amuzing...
jk, don't go all crutiatus on me now...
don't make me send my patronus after you T.T
oh, and I just re-read book 7 and it said that as the students left Hogwarts the tables filled out of the students that didn't want to fight in the epic last war.
Slytherin: none stayed. (I would have just sayin.)
Hufflepuff: one stayed.
Ravenclaw: a handful stayed.
Gryffindor: half the table stayed.
says something huh.
man, teenagers are weird.
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by Falls » Wed May 25, 2011 10:35 am
Wow. I never thought of using "cowardace" to describe Slytherins... a lot of the Slytherins I kno are pretty brave...
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by astrocompass » Wed May 25, 2011 10:39 am
to be honest, I expected more Hufflepuffs to stay also. plus my other Slytherin house-members are interested in more self-preservation. but the sorting hat always thought I belonged in Gryffindor anyway, though I must say I like the house I have. and JK Rowling makes me cry DX she writes so well that even when I am crying over the death of one of the characters I am still in awe.
man, teenagers are weird.
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by the bad wolf » Wed May 25, 2011 2:23 pm
Tsk, tsk. Fighting about which house is best? Shame... Gryfindor. Cool colors <3 Besides, cool people come from all the classes! George and Fred from Gryfindor, Cedric Diggory from Hufflepuff, Goyle from Slytherin (AVPM, "Oh, Goyle rules!!!) and Proffesor Flitwick from Ravenclaw. He's awesome for being short and falling off his books.
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by Lyrical_Rose » Thu May 26, 2011 4:56 am
I'd think it would be more...with Mrs. Weasley's best quote ever, and Ron I'm sure had a few.
I kick down the walls around me, they don't know how strong I am.
I'm not defined by boundaries they could never understand.
I am the Coolest girl in the whole wide world, I know it below it all. I'm sick and tired of low not higher places where I should belong.
I'm so much more than Status Quo.
So you can try to break me down, but sorry guys, I'm sticking around.
I've thought about it, and I've found that I am the Coolest Girl.
Starkid, teaching me how to live my life, one song at a time.
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