confess your food crimes v.1

[Sassypaws2005]

I honestly don't know what to say.

I dip graham crackers in my tea because they are better soggy

[HolidayDemon]

i hate soggy stuff so 20 years community service

i eat those icing bags from gingerbread kits plain

[Bubzy]

we're on the same boat

sometimes I steal the little frosting packets from the toaster strudels and just drink those

[sailor★kepler]

this isnt even a crime, it should be normalized

once i ate a sweet sandwitch (slice of bread + chocolate bars + marshmallow + honey + other slice of bread), im not sure if the body was ok after that but im pretty sure it wasn't
- Callie

I like eating edible looking flowers, they are always so damn sweet, yummy
- Gigi

[Infinitesimal]

1. probably not THAT bad if you use white bread. if it's like wheat bread or something that's awful.
2. I don't think that can count as a food crime if you're not even eating food. You've found a loophole, congrats. (pls dont eat random flowers though D:)

I take bites out of the entire kitkat and I stand by this as the correct way to eat one.

[kindred ♡]

oh gosh, no!! you can't even savor it that way, haha! it's so much more fun to snap them too

minor food crime, but my favorite bagel spreads are fruity flavors of yoplait yogurt!

[jutdwae]

GASP evil,,,


I like my pb&j’s without jelly :’)

[grey matter]

i did the inverse many times as a child. For you, I'd recommend adding banana instead of jelly. Gives it the second component that makes it more than a PB sandwich.

I like putting BBQ sauce in mac n cheese.

[rover]

that sounds weirdly delicious, bro?? i wanna try that next time...

i almost always remove the crust from sandwich breads.

[Mocharoni]

sounds pretty normal, idk if i've ever done it but definitely not a crime lol

*WARNING: this paragraph goes into detail with how i ate something nastily, so just be aware of that* alright so when i was younger, i would eat potato chips by letting one sit in my mouth until it was soggy, and then would chew and swallow. im sOrrYYyyY