confess your food crimes v.1

[3ds]

excuse me no how dare you ruin those cheetos
you have obtained DEATH

i eat sticky rice with my hands

[ARACHNOPHOBI4]

im sorry what

i sometimes eat toast with cream cheese

[strawberry fields]

not a crime, i eat 90% of my food with my hands bc it pleases chimp brain
oh no that's definitely a crime. why would u do that to toast. 10 years dungeon

i make ketchup butties - just a slice of bread with ketchup spread across it like butter. no butter, no filling, just heinz ketchup and bread

[TheMamba]

Not really a crime ^^ I do that too.

When I was a third grader I ate a piece of cake but I put mayonnaise on it... It wasn't even that bad.

And now I have a "snack box" full of snacks like popcorn, potatoe chips, winegums... to have something to eat while watching a movie. A few days ago I ate all the snacks from the box at once without watching a movie, lol

[ARACHNOPHOBI4]

ngl that sounds tasty

i make microwave nachos

[3ds]

sounds good ngl
i once ate an entire box of White Castle Mini Burgers, there were 6 . . .

[NanastasiaC]

i bake things with marshmallows then eat the rest of the bag until I get sick

[3ds]

same
i make sandwhiches with cream cheese and ham and microwave it, its very good and squishy

[HolidayDemon]

i was like uh ok.. and then squishy hit me in the face
10 years of community service

i like sardines straight out of the can on buttermilk bread

[chanel]

there's people out here really eating sardines...?
def a crime

i eat my hot pockets with ranch