confess your food crimes v.1

[Attiki Melissa]

me too except the kitkat thing.
I like lentils better than peas (apparently that's an unpopular opinion?)

[zpnn]

you're going straight to jail for that one, peas are great
its not that lentils are bad, but they cant compare to peas

i mixed mayo and ketchup into my spaghetti bolognese the other day because i was trying a new jar and it seemed a bit plain

i regret it only a little, but i was also out of other food to add so

[rococo!]

I want to try it? Im not sure haha

My sister eats the crust then the rest when we eat pizza. I hate her when she does that.

[SHEAMUSWWE]

I did that when I was younger tbh.

Chicken patteis, but with ketchup

[celerie]

omg yes I love chicken patties

fruit roll ups. my body refuses to just let me eat one

[Fofi:]]

I dont know how to respond. Two hours of community service.



I used to eat spoonfuls of mayo as a child. Like 3 or 4 years old

[MontgomeryMontgomery]

EXCUSE ME????? JAIL FOR 30 YEARS WHAT THE FR*CK

i might've done this one before but if i did i dont remember so
My friends and i invented a dressing where you mix equal parts ranch and honey mustard, with an optional dash of mayonnaise. Tastes amazing on celery

[sugarbird]

w h a t- life sentence in the dungeon for you

I ate my rabbit's yogurt chips as a kid.

[avokado.]

its fine i did almost the same-

i used to eat dog food until i was 10 (they were tasty okay)

[aveticus]

i mean, i ate cat treats when i was little sooo



sometimes i eat dry ramen (with popcorn seasoning cheese powder)
its really good I swear