confess your food crimes v.1

[Equentinal]

Since paper is not technically food, I'm gonna have to say that's a crime. But hey, at least you're getting fiber.
Your punishment is eating raisin bran for breakfast for a week.

I love pineapple in pancakes. It's nice and sweet without any syrup, plus it just plain tastes good. My friends think it's weird, but they're also against pineapple on pizza, so I don't trust their judgement very much.

[ThePlungeTakers]

pineapple doesnt taste that good and i hate the texture of pancakes so unfortunately this is a double crime for me
your punishment is to gain the "cilantro tastes like soap" gene if you dont already have it, just because

i dont know if this entirely counts but i take entire trays of ice at a time in my drinks just so i can eat the ice. sometimes i entirely forget to actually drink the drink afterwards because i am just entirely focused on eating the ice

[HolidayDemon]

sounds good

i like apples, drizzled with some garlic butter, and then sandwiched bewteen 2 shrimp chips

[ThePlungeTakers]

i cant even comment on the rest of this because i am so baffled by the existence of shrimp chips

apparently mayonnaise with hot dogs is a crime? according to like, everyone in my irl life, this is a crime? so i guess i can put it here? it seems really innocuous but i might as well toss it out there honestly im really mundane when it comes to foods bcos i dont eat a lot lmao

[mangos0rbet]

i love shrimp chips :p ate 3 bags in one sitting

[iHolli]

{I've been watching this thread for a week and all I can say is you're all banned from condiments. mayo...on a hot dog... 90 days no bail. also as someone who's tried shrimp chips I too am baffled by them}

{yknow those precut cookie dough packs? Yeah I just eat those. The government can't pry my chocolate chip salmonella away from me.}

.Holli.

[ThePlungeTakers]

you dare to ban me from my comfort sludge when youre out here giving yourself salmonella.. crimes against yourself ess emm aych :pensive:

this isnt a regular food crime and i honestly dont even plan on repeating it but i tried to eat a raw egg once (spoiler alert i didnt do it)

[HolidayDemon]

i'm not stopping you, its your health (altough that is kinda dangerous)

i like to put cream cheese on pizza, and then dip the pizza in relish. it tastes nice

[ThePlungeTakers]

i.. relish.. and.. cream cheese.. i.. you got me. good job. i am genuinely baffled by your life choices

i ate wet cat food once. and then, uh. went back for seconds because it lowkey slapped

[iheartdonny]

i love shrimp chips :p ate 3 bags in one sitting

you have wonderful taste in snacks <3