confess your food crimes v.1

[ღ kismet]

definitely not a crime EXCEPT for the ranch. ranch is disgudsting,,.

mixing mascharino cherries and green olives together and eating them, literally sounds nauseating but its so good.

[ZeXaL]

stop right there criminal scum

scrambled egg and mayo sandwich

[ThePlungeTakers]

not a crime. like. at all. would eat that except id add cheese

american cheese, meatballs, and mayo on bread. microwave the meatballs first, put the mayo on the bread, meatballs on next, and then the cheese on the meatballs. microwave until cheese melts and then just eat it like that

[iheartdonny]

whether or not this is a crime really just depends on the meatball quality

my crime is making nachos on potato chips instead of torilla chips because i'm allergic to corn

[;arboux;]

valid but not valid ,...,. ,

macaroni , Mayo and ribs ,,, green beans w garlic salt
it is , very acc good

[ewie]

Valid!!! mmm garlic salt
You only get a tiny slap on the wrist for mayo

when eating dumdum suckers
I tend to accidentally eat half the stick as well
I have eaten so much paper bc I couldn't be bothered to take it out of my mouth

[rococo!]

me too, i chew the stick

i could eat a bag of shredded cheese and not be sick

[h3lltown]

eating a bag of cheese is extremly valid, no jail time 4 u

i put maple syrup on scrambeled eggs lmao

[re4]

I do it too, it's actually pretty good.

I eat straight jalapenos. Nothing with it. Just jalapenos.

[ThePlungeTakers]

i cant eat spicy things so idk what jalapenos even taste like on their own... ill just say n/a there

paper
just... eating straight paper, just because, mostly as a child
i would always purposely avoid any paper with more ink in it than required to make looseleaf and even then blank copy paper was best. in middle school i ate an entire piece of paper from one of my art notebooks during a school assembly and it sucked because i had no water so it was like eating a really thick dry chicken drumstick