confess your food crimes v.1

[hellfire hounds]

i will do that if i feel as if my teeth can handle it. you are forgiven with probation.

the amount of creamer in my coffee is ungodly. the ratio usually goes: 1/4 coffee, 3/4 creamer. hazelnut creamer only.

[Melanga ♡]

at that point it's like, "do you prefer coffee with your creamer?" but nah that's not a crime. Whatever works for you.

When I'm too lazy to make an actual snack, I just grab the entire bag of bread and eat plain slices

[Stumpy.]

W H Y.
10 years of community service.

I've mixed icing into my ice cream before.

[lilbunnybaby]

Who hasn’t? I love it

Ummm Cheetos and chocolate pudding, the BOMB

[Monkee02]

I like pineapple and mushrooms together on my Papa John's pizza! :3

[DogyDayz]

Honestly I don’t care what people want on their pizza as long as it’s edible.

I genuinely enjoy eating those roasted mealworms you can get at wildlife sanctuaries. Like, I’m genuinely wanting to order more to snack on.

[iheartdonny]

... worms
i think the fact that this is a crime really goes without saying

my crime is one time i ate a piece of paper,, small but still what was i thinking

[Mocharoni]

not exactly a crime, hope you're alright though!!

i've eaten cold mashed potatoes; was too lazy to heat them up apparently 😂

[Con800]

That’s kinda valid, I understand the laziness lol!

I... I eat Fritos with peanut butter on them......

[The Trickster~]

That’s,,,, not too bad honestly. A slight crime I’d say. You get a small fine.

Uh,,,,, rice,,,,,, with sour cream,,,,,,